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Subject: WHAT RETIRED PEOPLE DO
Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days
interesting. I went to the store the other day. I was only in there for about 5
minutes. When I came out there was a city cop writing out a parking ticket. I
went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a senior a break?" He
ignored me and continued writing the ticket. I called him a name. He glared at
me and started writing another ticket For having worn tires. So I called him a
worse name. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the
first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20
minutes. The more I abused him the more tickets he wrote. I didn't care. My car
was parked around the corner and this one had a "Elect John Kerry" bumper
sticker on it. I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired.
It's important at our age.
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/\/\
( CR ) Collins Richey
\/\/ Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway,
the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight
to tell the difference.
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