Very cool, glad she was caught. Are you a reporter by
the way?

Jade

--- Laura O'Brien <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:
> The news broke early this afternoon that the
> notorious Climber girls,
> Mittens and Missy, are both safely behind bars. The
> general public
> can rest easier, and border restrictions are eased
> as law enforcement
> officials report the spectacular capture of the
> elusive Missy.
>
> Expert surveillance had detected the fugitive's
> hiding place by late
> morning, and special operations officers placed a
> baited trap close
> to the main entrance.  When this method failed, the
> chief
> investigator on the case consulted with psychology
> experts and
> devised an ingenious device which eventually spelled
> the end of
> Missy's bid for freedom.  Appealing to Missy's
> deep-seated need to
> tunnel and to her insatiable curiosity, local
> engineers constructed a
> trap consisting of a cardboard tube inserted into
> the neck of a long
> sock.  In moments, the con was in the bag, and
> authorities were
> chalking up another victory, bringing this exciting
> event to a
> successful close.
>
> Meanwhile, prison authorities report some tension
> between the two
> cell mates, resulting in a temporary separation.
> However, on the
> advice of the prison counselling service, the girls
> have been left in
> very close contact, in hopes that they will soon
> sort out their
> differences.  No doubt the accusations over this
> bungled attempt will
> be flying for some time.
>
> The governor of the the prison would like to
> publically thank
> everyone who offered support and advice during this
> tension-filled
> time.  Any who would like to join the official
> celebrations tonight
> are welcome.
>
> Laura O'Brien, reporting from Dublin.


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