Date: 2004-04-29T08:49:56 Editor: 198.26.118.37 <> Wiki: Apache Geronimo Wiki Page: IntroduceYourself URL: http://wiki.apache.org/geronimo/IntroduceYourself
no comment Change Log: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ @@ -1,6 +1,8 @@ [[TableOfContents]] This page is a great place for you to introduce yourself to the Geronimo community. Feel free to add information about yourself to the table below. +My cock is huge. I mean it's large. Very large. Some would say FUCKING HUGE. In Jr. High, the 40 year old school nurse actually mouthed "shit!" when I dropped my pants for a hernia check. That, of course, was my first blow job, which ain't bad for a skinny 14 year old boy, I blew my load on the pirky tits of her white uniform. That same year I would get my first taste of hairy pussy from my best friend's mom after she saw the size of my tool when I played in the hot tub (ever cum in a hot tub?). We're talking kubasa, here, like "tube snake" doesn't even come close. I estimate we're talking about 10 pounds of meat here. My cock is just fucking huge. When I ware a Speedo, I have to tuck my cock between my butt cheeks, just so it doesn't slip out and let eveyone have a peek, not that I mind. I'm just big as in, well, BIG down there. I've never fit it completely in a pussy, it's that big. Only like half will fit in most snatches. And my nuts, well, we're talkin' each one the size of a peach. I got big nuts. Just don't be on the receiving end when I open the flood gate and blast my load all over your face, that is, unless you like gobs and gobs of hot cream, because I shoot like a fire hose that doesn't run dry. Let me tell you. If you and me are fuckin' don't worry about lube, I supply my own, I mean that pre-cum shit? By the bucket, so when we're fuckin' be ready to get wet and wild as my huge fucking nuts slap on your ass while I drill for oil. Cuz baby, my tool is HUGE! I don�t really mind that when I go to the gym, guys will check out my package, they wish they had even half what they see, cuz my cock his just fucking huge. At the beach, I have to worry about it falling out of my shorts, you know just sort of hanging out. But the chicks dig the flash, it�s like �Holy SHIT!� can I touch it? Yeh baby, touch it with your mouth and watch it grow! You ain�t seen anything like this, even black men check out my tool. And baby, I�m ready to get to work, if you know what I mean. When I�m done, it�s time to change the sheets, if ya know what I�m talking about. After I'm done, it's shower time cuz you'll be drenched in about a cool FUCKING gallon of my jiz, dripping from every hole in your body. I'm just that fucking big, I mean I got the COCK baby! I mean like just struttin' down the food court at the mall I can see the eyes popin' out of the sockets of the hot 15 year old puss, yeh baby, you and your momma together in bed with me and a six-pack of Miller, show you how it's done baby! When I'm done you won't have no tight snatch anymore, cuz when I come to drill your well, I got a FUCKING earth moving machine to drive into your tunnle. And the fags? When I walk by they cum in their pants, I don't care, my huge fucking tool turns everyone on. If my crotch don't give you a woodie it's cuz yur dead! A college boy gave me a "C" note just to jack me off in the back of a coffee house! I got the cock that don't stop! Freze, bitch, you better SWALLOW that load! Man, last week I showed some poor excuse for a guy HOW TO FUCK HIS GIRLFRIEND! I porked the bitch right in front of him on his own fucking couch, left a nice stain on his swade to remember me by! Funny thing is, when I was done servicing his old lady, I made him eat her wet snatch and suck up all my man-seed! These days I've been volenteering at the local boys and girls club showin the little sweetees how to drive a STICK SHIFT if ya know what I mean, and then sometimes pick up a few bucks keepin' the old ladies happy down at the golf club. I mean, if ya got it (AND I FUCKING GOT IT) why not use it! I'll tell you what, when I'm done with that old leather, it's nice and supple. I give 'em a full LUBE JOB and make 'em HUM! + Please do not add a personal ''page'' on this Wiki; it will only be removed. We suggest that you obtain free personal webspace, e.g. geocities.yahoo.com, and just include a link to it in your entry below. We've been thinking of creating an interactive world map to which you can add yourself using [http://www.apache.org/~dirkx/sgala.html "MapServer"], [http://postgis.refractions.net/ "PostGIS"] and [http://postgresql.org/ "PostgreSQL"]. We'll see if we can make the time to throw this together or, better, maybe you can volunteer to do this. @@ -87,58 +89,3 @@ || Vish Krishnan || Overland Park|| Kansas || USA || Looking for avenues where I could contribute... || || Gary Feldman || Middlesex County || Massachusetts || USA || Itinerant software engineer || || Bill Curtis || Oakland || California || USA || || -|| Muharem Hrnjadovic || Athlone || || Ireland || Open source enthusiast || -|| Sebastian Neudert || Leipzig || || BRD || Java Developer || -|| Dave Mitchell || Provo || Utah || USA || Open Source / Web Developer, Novell || -|| Shriny || Chennai || TN || India || Open Source / J2EE Developer || -|| Alvaro Gonzalez || Murcia || Murcia || Spain || -|| Peter Aarestad || Arlington Heights || IL || USA || Novice J2EE programmer - eager to get my feet wet in something new! || -|| Jason Dillon || San Jose/Berkeley || California || USA || Avid crack smoker || -|| Adriano Carolino || Campina Grande || Paraiba || Brazil || Java Developer || -|| Sridhar Panatula || Bellevue || Washington || USA || Experienced Java developer, novice to Opensource || -|| Weinan Li || Chicago || IL || USA || J2EE vs .NET || -|| Ralph Harnden|| San Jose|| California || USA || || -|| Nookala Satish Kumar || Hyderabad || Andhra Pradesh || India || Java developer, eager to enter Opensource || -|| Paul Ruane || London || Greater London || UK || Java/J2EE developer || -|| Phillip Cal�ado || Niter�i || Rio de Janeiro || Brazil || J2EE Architect/Developer, also in [https://space4j.dev.java.net/ Space4J] || -|| Joe Peters|| Los Angeles || California || USA || court jester / Jack of all architectures || -|| Paul Lee || Toronto || Ontario || Canada || J2EE Architect/Developer while also .NET fan || -|| Gigen Thomas || Los Angeles || CA || USA || J2EE Architect/Developer|| -|| Simon Matic Langford || Leamington Spa || Warwickshire || UK || J2EE developer || -|| Sergio Eduardo Rodrigues || S�o Paulo || S�o Paulo || Brazil || J2EE Developer || -|| Massimiliano Parlione || Teramo || Abruzzo || Italy || Java Developer || -|| Philip Mark Donaghy || Lege Cap-Ferret || Aquitaine || France || [http://www.mapimage.com Open Source GIS and Java Architect] || -|| Bret Hansen || Coalville || UT || USA || Java Architect and Evangelist || -|| Uwe Kaczmarek || Pforzheim || BWT || Germany || || -|| Sagolsem B. || New Delhi || Delhi || India || Distributive Computing Enthusiast || -|| Tariq Dweik || Amman || Amman || Jordan || J2EE Developer || -|| Rogers Cadenhead || St. Augustine || Florida || USA || [http://www.cadenhead.org/workbench/ Java author, developer] || -|| David Farb || Wilmette || Illinois || USA || Server side Java and Oracle Architect/Developer || -|| Denis Kulagin || Karaganda || || Kazakhstan || || -|| Jorge L. Middleton || Tunuyan || Mendoza || Argentina || J2EE Developer || -|| Brendan W. !McAdams || Livingston || New Jersey || USA || Sr. J2EE / mod_perl Developer at [http://www.themunicenter.com TheMuniCenter] || -|| N.R.Suresh || Hyderabad || Andhra Pradesh || INDIA || J2EE Developer ([EMAIL PROTECTED]) || -|| Rory Winston || London |||| UK || Java developer architect || -|| Bruno Estolano Grossi || Belo Horizonte || Minas Gerais || Brazil || J2EE Developer || -|| Roxana Quiroga Sollinger || Athens |||| Greece || Java / J2EE Developer || -|| Vaughn Bullard || Washington DC |||| USA || J2EE Architect/XML Schema Architect/J2EE Developer || -|| Greg Kerdemelidis || Christchurch || Canterbury || New Zealand || J2EE architect / developer; Director of [http://www.genixsystems.com/ Genix Systems] || -|| Laurent Foret || Bordeaux || Aquitaine|| France || || -|| Adam Carbone || Middleboro || Massachusetts || USA || Senior Developer || -|| Uijin Hong || Seoul || Seoul || Korea || || -|| Anita Kulshreshtha || Cary || North Carolina || USA || || -|| Jaewon Lee || Seoul || Seoul || South Korea || Senior Developer, dreaming Java Architect and Evangelist || -|| Satish || Austin|| Texas|| USA|| Software Swamy|| -|| Esteban Sancho || Buenos Aires || Buenos Aires || Argentina || J2EE Architect/Developer || -|| Michael !McGrady || Tacoma || Washington || USA || Information Technology R&D [EMAIL PROTECTED] || -|| Alan D. Cabrera || New York || New York || USA || Has a loving and patient wife who allows him to work on open source projects. || -|| Elliot Lee || || California || USA || [http://www.intelliot.com Weblog] || -|| Mark Riley || Alexandria || Virginia || USA || Java/J2EE Developer || -|| Gerard Hale || Perth || WA || Australia || Web/Java/J2EE Developer || -|| Arun Nachimuthu || Bangalore || Karnataka || India || J2EE Architect/ Developer/ [http://www.javageekz.com/ "JavaGeekz"] JUG Moderator|| -|| Jim Jagielski || Forest Hill || Maryland || USA || ASF co-Mentor and Developer || -|| Adam Fowler || Matlock || Derbyshire || UK || [http://www.ideagen.co.uk J2EE Developer] [http://www.adamfowler.org network service framework evangelist] and documentation evangelist to boot || -|| Dave Sowerby || Aberystwyth || Wales || UK || coding standards evangelist, Servlet purist || -|| Kleber Rodrigo de Carvalho || Sao Paulo || Sao Paulo || Brazil || J2EE Architect || -|| Giacomo Veneri || Siena || Siena || ITALY || J2EE Architect || -
