Date: 2004-04-29T08:52:31 Editor: 198.26.118.36 <> Wiki: Apache Geronimo Wiki Page: IntroduceYourself URL: http://wiki.apache.org/geronimo/IntroduceYourself
no comment Change Log: ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ @@ -1,8 +1,6 @@ [[TableOfContents]] This page is a great place for you to introduce yourself to the Geronimo community. Feel free to add information about yourself to the table below. -My cock is huge. I mean it's large. Very large. Some would say FUCKING HUGE. In Jr. High, the 40 year old school nurse actually mouthed "shit!" when I dropped my pants for a hernia check. That, of course, was my first blow job, which ain't bad for a skinny 14 year old boy, I blew my load on the pirky tits of her white uniform. That same year I would get my first taste of hairy pussy from my best friend's mom after she saw the size of my tool when I played in the hot tub (ever cum in a hot tub?). We're talking kubasa, here, like "tube snake" doesn't even come close. I estimate we're talking about 10 pounds of meat here. My cock is just fucking huge. When I ware a Speedo, I have to tuck my cock between my butt cheeks, just so it doesn't slip out and let eveyone have a peek, not that I mind. I'm just big as in, well, BIG down there. I've never fit it completely in a pussy, it's that big. Only like half will fit in most snatches. And my nuts, well, we're talkin' each one the size of a peach. I got big nuts. Just don't be on the receiving end when I open the flood gate and blast my load all over your face, that is, unless you like gobs and gobs of hot cream, because I shoot like a fire hose that doesn't run dry. Let me tell you. If you and me are fuckin' don't worry about lube, I supply my own, I mean that pre-cum shit? By the bucket, so when we're fuckin' be ready to get wet and wild as my huge fucking nuts slap on your ass while I drill for oil. Cuz baby, my tool is HUGE! I don�t really mind that when I go to the gym, guys will check out my package, they wish they had even half what they see, cuz my cock his just fucking huge. At the beach, I have to worry about it falling out of my shorts, you know just sort of hanging out. But the chicks dig the flash, it�s like �Holy SHIT!� can I touch it? Yeh baby, touch it with your mouth and watch it grow! You ain�t seen anything like this, even black men check out my tool. And baby, I�m ready to get to work, if you know what I mean. When I�m done, it�s time to change the sheets, if ya know what I�m talking about. After I'm done, it's shower time cuz you'll be drenched in about a cool FUCKING gallon of my jiz, dripping from every hole in your body. I'm just that fucking big, I mean I got the COCK baby! I mean like just struttin' down the food court at the mall I can see the eyes popin' out of the sockets of the hot 15 year old puss, yeh baby, you and your momma together in bed with me and a six-pack of Miller, show you how it's done baby! When I'm done you won't have no tight snatch anymore, cuz when I come to drill your well, I got a FUCKING earth moving machine to drive into your tunnle. And the fags? When I walk by they cum in their pants, I don't care, my huge fucking tool turns everyone on. If my crotch don't give you a woodie it's cuz yur dead! A college boy gave me a "C" note just to jack me off in the back of a coffee house! I got the cock that don't stop! Freze, bitch, you better SWALLOW that load! Man, last week I showed some poor excuse for a guy HOW TO FUCK HIS GIRLFRIEND! I porked the bitch right in front of him on his own fucking couch, left a nice stain on his swade to remember me by! Funny thing is, when I was done servicing his old lady, I made him eat her wet snatch and suck up all my man-seed! These days I've been volenteering at the local boys and girls club showin the little sweetees how to drive a STICK SHIFT if ya know what I mean, and then sometimes pick up a few bucks keepin' the old ladies happy down at the golf club. I mean, if ya got it (AND I FUCKING GOT IT) why not use it! I'll tell you what, when I'm done with that old leather, it's nice and supple. I give 'em a full LUBE JOB and make 'em HUM! - Please do not add a personal ''page'' on this Wiki; it will only be removed. We suggest that you obtain free personal webspace, e.g. geocities.yahoo.com, and just include a link to it in your entry below. We've been thinking of creating an interactive world map to which you can add yourself using [http://www.apache.org/~dirkx/sgala.html "MapServer"], [http://postgis.refractions.net/ "PostGIS"] and [http://postgresql.org/ "PostgreSQL"]. We'll see if we can make the time to throw this together or, better, maybe you can volunteer to do this.
