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*Q: Why are condoms transparent? A: So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene even if their entry is Restricted! *[image: []]* Signboard outside a prostitute's house: Married MEN not allowed. We serve the needy, not the greedy... *[image: []]* New AIDS awareness slogan: Try different positions with the same woman instead of same position with different women. *[image: []]* Why is $ex like shaving? Well, because no matter how well you do it today... tomorrow you'll have to do it again... *[image: []]* Q: What will happen if earth rotates 30 times faster? A: Men will get their salary everyday and women will bleed to death. *[image: []]* Q: Why do 90% gals have left boob bigger than right? A: Bcoz 90% boys are right handed. *[image: []]* Q: What is the difference between an UNDERWEAR & a STAGE CURTAIN? A: When you pull down the STAGE CURTAIN, the show is over, but when you pull down the UNDERWEAR..... it is SHOWTIME! *[image: []]* Q: What is the similarity between a wife and a chewing gum? A: Both are sweet in the beginning but become tasteless and shapeless later *[image: []]* Advantages of having an affair with a married women. They give like hell. They do not yell. They do not tell. They do not swell and there is no wedding bell! *[image: []]* My dad told me that if Adam and Eve were Chinese, we would be still in Paradise . Why? Because they would have eaten the snake instead of the bloody apple!* * *[image: []][image: []][image: []][image: []] * * * * -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "gimik" group. To post to this group, send email to [email protected]. To unsubscribe from this group, send email to [email protected]. For more options, visit this group at http://groups.google.com/group/gimik?hl=en.
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