Why can't the Republicans teach their people how to think?
This mental class distinction by now should be antique.
If you thought as he does, sir, Instead of the way you do,
Why, you might be spewing idiocy, too.
A Republican's way of thinking absolutely classifies him,
The moment he talks he makes some other
Republican despise him.
An age of reason I'm afraid we'll never get.
Oh, why can't the Republican learn to set
A good example to people whose
Arguments are painful to your ears?
The Senate and the House leave you close to tears.
There even are places where reason completely
disappears. In the White House, they haven't used it for years!
Why can't the Republican teach their people how to speak?
Norwegians learn Norwegian; the Greeks have taught their
Greek. In France every Frenchman knows
his logic from "A" to "Zed"
The French never care what they do, actually,
as long as they argue for it properly.
Arabians learn Arabian with the speed of summer lightning.
And Hebrews learn it backwards,
which is absolutely frightening.
But use proper logic you're regarded as a freak.
Why can't the Republicans,
Why can't the Republicans learn to think?
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