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A young hotshot got a job at the income tax office.   His first assignment
was to audit an old rabbi.  He thought he'd have a little fun with the
rabbi, so he asked:

"Rabbi, what do you do with the drippings from the candles?"
The rabbi said: "We send them to the candle factory, and every once in a
while they send us a free candle."

Next the kid asked, "And what do you do with the crumbs from your table?"
The rabbi answered: "We send them to the matzoh ball factory, and every
once in a while they send us a free box of matzoh balls."

Finally the kid enquired: "And what do you do with the foreskins from
circumcisions?"
The rabbi answered patiently: "We send them to the income tax office, and
every once in a while they send us a little prick like you."

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