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* What did the lonely banana say?
I'm a"kela".
* What did the green peas say?
Nothing. They just "mutter"ed.
* What did the potato say when it answered the phone?
"Aaloo?"
* Where do cauliflowers hang out?
In the Gobi desert.
* What are call-boxes for ghosts called?
B(h)ooths
* What kind of sweaters do grapes wear?
Angoora
* What is a vegetables favorite love song?
Love me tinda.
* What did the flower say to its girl-friend?
Why do phools fall in love?
* What did the fat car say?
I'm a mota car.
* What did the confused egg say?
I don't unda-stand.
* Where do earrings go on holiday?
Bali.
* What do shrimps sing on Christmas?
Jhinga Bells.
* What did the half eaten naan say?
I wish I was puri.
* What did the lonely potato sing?
" Aaloo lonesome tonight?"
* What language do carrots speak?
Gajar-ati.
* What did the first pizza slice say the other pizza
slice so it would move?
Pizza - "HUT"!!
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