Weekend Laughing Pleasure: Goemcar in Los Angeles As Goemcars are meeting in Los Angeles, here is a story of a Goemcar from that city.
A Goemcar see his psychiatrist Hernandes zany Phernandes residing in Los Angeles went to a Goemcar psychiatrist, Ramchandar Pandurang in Hollywood. Locally the dotor was called Ram Durang. The Goans appurbaen called him Amcho Pandu. Kitem trouble asked the dotor? Hernandes zany Phernandes said to the dotor, every time I get into bed, I think there is someone under the bed. Then I sleep under the bed and then I think there is someone sleeping over the bed. Whole night, I am over-under-over-under! My potim (wife) ani teabair sasumai (and additionally the mother-in-law) are going crazy. Dotor said put yourself in my hands. For the next two years and with intensive counseling, three times a week, I will get you well - money back guarantee. Kitelm? Arre only 100 dollaar a visit. That is cheap by Hollywood standards. Tum amche murre. Aum special discounted fees ditam tucam. Hernandes zany Phernandes said, "borem I will sleep over it." Three months later, Dotor Pandu met Hernandes zany Phernandes at a Goemcar function with his smiling potim and his beaming sasumai. Dotor said how come you never came to see me again? Phernandes said, dotor kiten sangum tuka, "I went to amchem bhangaranche Goem. At a taverna in my gaupon in Benaulim, you know the intellectual capital of Salcette, the bartender after dhon coppachi feni anim don dollar counseling fixed my problem. He told me to 'cut the legs off the bed'." ########################################################################## # Send submissions for Goanet to [EMAIL PROTECTED] # # PLEASE remember to stay on-topic (related to Goa), and avoid top-posts # # More details on Goanet at http://joingoanet.shorturl.com/ # # Please keep your discussion/tone polite, to reflect respect to others # ##########################################################################
