In some remote village of India, one Masterji is teaching the 'Mahabharat
Katha' to a class. He is at the 'Krishna Janma' part of it.
Masterji : Toh bachcho, Kansa heard the akashwani that his sister's eighth
child is going to kill him. He is furious and orders his soldiers to throw
Vasudev and Devki behind bars. The first son is born, and Kansa kills him
by poisoning. Second one is born and Kansa throws him off a cliff. The third
one is born...
Ramu, who is smartest kid in the class, raises his hand. Masterji (sounding
nervous and confused): Ramu bete, no Indian ever doubts the Mahabharata
story and how come you've a doubt?
Ramu: Masterji, if Kansa knew that Devaki's eighth child was going to kill
him,why the hell did he put Vasudev and Devaki in the same cell?
Cheers!
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