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Gadzooks! Is there no limit to Goan ingenuity? Not to mention not-so-petty larceny?
There are Goans all over the place who wd benefit greatly from this example - so, despite my dislike of e-mailed jokes, I'm forwarding this one to them. List even includes one former and the current CM of Goa!
Thank you Noel.
Love - US
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Subject: Goan Joke
Date: Mon, 21 Jun 2004 07:29:33 +0800
> A Goan family in Varca was puzzled when the coffin of their >dead > >mother arrived from Canada. > >It was sent by one of the daughters. When they opened the Lid, they >noticed > >that the dead body was very tightly squeezed inside the coffin, with no
> > >space left over. A Letter placed on top of the body read as follows: > > > > > > Dear brothers and sisters, I am sending our mother's body to >you > >since it was her wish that she should be buried in the cemetery of >the > >Moira church only. Sorry, I could not come along all of my paid leaves >are > >consumed.
You will find inside the coffin, under Mai's body, 12 cans of
> >Kraft cheese, 10 pkts of M & M chocolate and 8 pkts of Wrigley's >chewing > >gum. Please divide these among all of you. > >On Mai's feet you will find a new pair of Reebok shoes (size 10) for >Mario. > >Also, there are 2 pairs of shoes for Rosy and Berna's sons. Hope the >sizes > >are correct. Mai is wearing 6 American T-shirts. The large size is for > >Mario and the others are for my nephews. Just distribute them among > >yourselves. The 2 new Levi's jeans that Mai is wearing are for the >boys. > > > > > > The Swiss watch that Lourdes wanted is on Mai's left wrist. The > > >Rosary is for Sister Josephine. Leopoldine Aunty, Mai is wearing a > >necklace, earings and Ring that you asked for. The 6 white cotton >socks > >that Mai is wearing must be divided among my teenager nephews. > > > > > > Please distribute all these uniformly and if anything more is > >required let me know, since our Pai is also not keeping well nowadays > > > >--------------------------------- >Do you Yahoo!? >Yahoo! Mail is new and improved - Check it out!
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