--- "Frederick Noronha (FN)" <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote:

> Someone I met yesterday in Panjim said, "This Ribandar debate is going on too 
> long at Goanet." 
> ...the general member also has a responsiblity to speak up and express their 
> views. 


This morning I visited the Ribandar church. I did not arrive by bus as the 
contract has been
amended but arrived in a gold chain which I purchased on a website designed by 
"certain" Ribandar
parishoners.  As I walked onto the church premises, I inquired of a gentleman 
standing by the
entrance if the nun who just passed by was the same clever nun who actually 
believed that a
would-be rapist would call in advance and forewarn her about rape.  "No" he 
replied, "that is
Maria".  

"You mean the famous Maria who.." 

"Yes, he interjected, "the same Maria who was looking for Goan recipes and 
prays for everyone."

This is amazing. A quick visit to the Church and I felt like a Goanet member, 
entangled in the
Ribandar saga with no way out. Where is Fred when I need him to get me out of 
this mess?  Oh,
never mind Fred, this is getting interesting. 

"Where is Aires?", I asked a parish council member. Came the immediate reply: 
"As things are
heating up here in Ribandar, he is at the travel agent looking for a holiday in 
cool Norway."

"Norway?  Why would anyone go there on holiday when they export vacationers to 
Goa", I asked.

"No, they export web designers who happen to holiday here", the parish council 
member corrected
me.

Just then Fr. A.B.C. D'Costa passed by.  "Do you think the Ribandar saga should 
be discussed on
Goanet?", I inquired.  "No comment" he replied, silent like a true Churchman as 
he headed to Baga
beach to play in the sand, carpet (chattai) in hand.

So now you know the truth.

Regards,
George


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