Querida Flor, How you make me envy the intrepid Cecil!
How could I qualify. Here in Sweden I have, over nigh four decades, picked up not inconsiderable expertise in consoling ... comforting...cajoling harried...harrassed...heated housewives. Could render worthy service to revive bloom into jilting lilies your side. Would that qualify moi for your sireship a la Cecil??? And since our Helga, Selma and other gourmets are castigating the noble mayonnais, for its metamorphosis from putrification, I promise to add piquant variety to your festive smorgasbord by introducing the famed Swedish piscine delicacy: surstroming, herrigs in pretty advance stages of decomposition. The malodour it exudes is so extremely stark that even addicts hold their nose fast before opening their mouth to relish a morsel of their beloved delicacy. None dares to open a can of surstroming indoors; it take much effort, time and detergents/perfumes to expunge the most enduring it leaves behind: no skunk worth its reputation can hold a candle to it.The operation is carried out in the remotest corner of the garden or, in a nearby park. For rendering this exquisite service to your homewifely otgies I hope, and devoutly pray, that you do not deal with me as your stern namesake dealt with poor Acteon for beholding her charms that sweet Venus would have ever so willingly unveiled for him... Yours, ever so hopefully & prayerfully, yet to be dubbed, Alfred >From: flower2 > >Cecil, > >On behalf of the Association of Harried Housewives (Goa chapter) I write to >formally thank you and express our gratitude for your very practical and >timely tips about revolutionizing >the hospitality business in Goa. We hereby dub you honorary member of our >Association and hereby bestow upon you the Order of "Valiant Knight of the >Harried Housewives" our very highest honour mind you. > >Diana _______________________________________________ Goanet mailing list [email protected] http://lists.goanet.org/listinfo.cgi/goanet-goanet.org
