Day II If you are going to use the recipe for thanksgiving turkey, here are a few things you could do to make it a real family activity.
Get some: 1) Grease paper 2) An origami book 3) A picture of your least favourite politician. 4) Or a faux turkey or duck head. 5) The Eagles, "Hotel California" CD and Dixie Chicks, "Top of the World" CD. 6) Insert a potatoe peeler into the sweet potato and scoop out a one inch round and deep piece. Save the piece as you will need it later. Next scoop out more of the potato so that a regular Goan sausage will fit in the cavity. 7) Stand the potato upright, pour in about four pegs of rum, cap with scooped piece and leave to soak overnight. DAY III Cooking instructions: 1) Put on The Eagles CD. 2) Get your spouse to read the origami instructions to the kids. Make them fold up a turkey head. If your spouse is not capable of doing the above, get the gang to cut out a picture of your least favourite politician. If the spouse is not capable of organizing that either, buy a faux turkey or duck head. 3) If you have both the rum and the beers, open a beer and take a large chug. 4) Slice the sweet potatoe into two. 5) Next snip both ends of the Goan sausages. Using a fork, poke holes into the sausages. Lay the sausage into each sweet potatoe piece. 6) Heat oven to 350 degrees. 7) Grind all the masala in vinegar. 8) Heat oil and fry onions till brown. 9) Wash the turkey using the rest of the beer. 10) Rub butter or oil over the skin of the turkey until it is completely coated. 11) Use the grease paper with string to decorate the drumsticks of the turkey. 12) Take a knife and gently separate the turkey skin from the breast meat. 13) Slide the masala paste under the skin and slide the lemon halves with the peel side up, one on each side. This way the juice from the lemon will be released slowly with the masala into the breasts. 11) Poke the rib cage of the turkey with a fork. 12) Place the sweet potatoe into the stomach cavity, the sausage side next to the flesh of the turkey. 13) Change the CD to Dixie Chicks. 14) Place three sprigs of coriander on the potatoes. 16) Put the turkey into a large cooking dish. 17) Keep a cup of cold water on the lid. 18) Bake the turkey for 30-45 minutes. 19) Do not allow to burn. 20) Remove cover and continue to roast until juices run clear, basting every 15-20 minutes. 21) Remove turkey from oven. 22a) Add the plastic or paper head to the turkey. 22eh) Else add the politician's picture. 23) If you've followed these steps correctly, your turkey should look like the one in the picture. Bon Appetit! http://ca.pg.photos.yahoo.com/ph/mervynalobo/detail?.dir=/mail&.dnm=2cb6re2.jpg&.src=ph __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Tired of spam? Yahoo! Mail has the best spam protection around http://mail.yahoo.com _______________________________________________ Goanet mailing list [email protected] http://lists.goanet.org/listinfo.cgi/goanet-goanet.org
