You poor soul. My heart bleeds for you. Sitting on a wooden bench must surely be agonising for your piles. Preparation H should help. Very often 'these leaders' have never heard of time. Please present them a good Seiko 5 automatic, or a cheap Casio digital with alarm, and 'the art of Public speaking' a book that will definitely make their insipid sermons lively and hopefully spicy. Or wear a saucy dress, and sit coyly before the lectern the sermon will be very short. Why remember your prayers download them to your smartphone and viola instant prayers which can be automated by an alarm. Surprise 'the Leader with your rapid responses'. Step up and step out into the dynamic new world of smart phones and tabs. Leave those who love the torture to their brand of enjoyment. The best form of prayer is to accept the weakness in others and support those who need and ask for our help. God bless Cyrus
Socegado Express > On 18-Feb-2014, at 9:38, "Ana Maria Fernandes" <[email protected]> > wrote: > > we are persecuted by our own religious people. Every Sunday I have to sit on > a wooden bench listening to insipid sermon which my leader does not prepare. > I have to recite my prayers like a parrot which many times I forget to recite > due to weak memory. Some people say this is the best form of prayer. >
