Dear Jim,

The man on the 21st floor was Busybee's invisible friend. It was just a
character he created. He also created a dog, Bolshoi the Boxer.

Eugene

On Fri, Jan 8, 2016 at 6:28 PM, Jim Fernandes <[email protected]> wrote:

> Duh - you may be wondering what the subject line really means.
>
> Well, it’s my short for “Miscellaneous Crap” and I am going to use it by
> appending a running number for most of my future crappy posts. If you don't
> like my crap, please hit del button.
>
> When I briefly lived in Bombay several years ago, there used to be a
> column by BusyBee in one of the smaller newspapers. I am not sure if the
> column still exists, but the writer had a very rich friend living on the
> 21st floor.
>
> Not to be outdone, I got an even wealthier friend and my friend lives a
> good 10 floors above that - right here, in New York. I am looking forward
> to writing about him in my future postings.
>
> Now that you know that the visibility of the dong is directly proportional
> to your well-being, let's move onto another health topic. The New Year is
> barely 8 days old and investors around the world have already been
> complaining of acid reflux.
>
> Acid reflux? What the hell is that - you might ask.
>
> Well, it’s what them doctors say when HCl in your stomach, backs up into
> your food pipe, it gives you the heart burn and sour taste in your mouth.
> My cure for that is simple. The fact that the acid goes against gravity
> (which is why it comes up - duh!), you simply hang yourself upside down and
> the reflux goes away!
>
> See? How difficult could that be?
>
> Just a few weeks ago, I remember telling you guys to keep some money on
> the side. I also said when you see blood in the marketplace, all you need
> to do is swoop in and grab the low hanging fruit. Remember? Well, the two
> top indices are already down 5% in the US. But don’t let that fool you into
> jumping in. Even if the markets go up a little bit, it's what they call the
> suckers rally. I would wait a few more days to see what other surprises
> show up.
>
> So what else happened this week?
>
> Oh, the Billy Joel concert at MSG. My wife and I checked it out last
> night. So how was it Jim?
>
> I'd say ... meh ... make that sound similar to the cry of a goat :( .
> Billy's growing old. He was much better when I saw him live several times
> years ago. A big surprise though was when Jimmy Fallon from the Tonight
> Show came on and belted out Rolling Stones' Start Me Up. I don't like
> Fallon Gong as much as I liked Jay Leno and his singing skills are so-so.
> Mick Jagger is still the top dog when it comes to Rolling Stones songs.
>
> And then suddenly about midway into the concert, Billy dedicates a song,
> amongst all people ... to Donald Trump! Can you believe that? What's up
> America?
>
> It's like Americans are going crazy about this Trump guy. Don't get me
> wrong ... he's an awesome entertainer and I love his gems such as building
> a wall separating Mexico and the US to prevent illegals jumping over. But
> if does become the next president, I'd rather want him to build a wall to
> the North of the border, separating the US from Canada.
>
> But why Jim? Don’t you like Canada?
>
> Hmmm ... I Love Canada ... But I don't like the polar blasts them
> Canadians send to my side of the world. A Donald Trump built 'High' wall
> would certainly help this poor warm blooded Goan. Hopefully, the Canadians
> will pay for it!
>
>
> Jim Fernandes
> Colva / New York.
>

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