Dears,

Remember the electronic age Miramar SEX Scandal. After all the hue and
cry, there was no 'hard' evidence that could be found of the juicy
scandal that allegedly involved the scions of some elite families
doing grafting on unauthorized rootstocks near the sandy beach of
Gaspa Dias. According to to the authoritive newspaper in now Goa, only
the Fernandina, Colaco, Furtado and Bhismi mangoes are extinct. This
is actually the season of the Bardez and the Salcete MONSERRATE
mangoes. As one can see in any market, the Monserrate mango fruits [of
the Bardez and Salcete kind] are far from extinct. The Miramar Sex
Scandal LEFT the poor Manohar Parrikar with a RED face. He has never
forgotten that. If he does need a reminder ........  Main hoon na?

Recently, Rajan Parrikar, the photographer-turned-pornographer, showed
us a VCD of the "Rape of Goa" with some very explicit sequences of how
concrete erections were laid on Goan soil after ripping it apart....
with appropriate background music, sub-titles and all. He forgot to
add Remo's song of 18 December, 2006, "Maim kori nakai tuji ugdtti.
Maim kori nakai tuji abroo maati!". Nothing great in that VCD after
the infamous VCD on the "Goa Freedom Struggle" , an educational aid
[or was it AIDS?] in history for school students, beginning on Goa
Liberation Day, 19 December, 2004. It is a different matter that some
else learnt a lesson the hard way on 28 January, 2005, just two days
after India's Republic Day and two days short of the Martyr's Day in
honour of some Gandhi bloodied by his fellow RSS-man, in his personal
capacity. Mee Nathuram Godse-che boltoy!

Still more recently, Rajan Parrikar has been literally SEXING UP the
Goanet after an unsuccessfull attempt to fool Goans and open an
UMBRELLA organisation on the fifth floor of a starred hotel in Panaji.
The Goa People's Assembly, acronymed GPA [and as easy to confuse with
GBA as was Manohar Parrikar's GDA ....Bachao! Bachao!]. What happens
to the promised 500 NGOs now is anybody's guess. If the Miramar Sex
Scandal LEFT the poor Manohar Parrikar with a RED face, he has still
not regained to be in the PINK of health like the 'Pinky' MLA on the
banks of the Zuari. He continues to see RED in the LEFT. In fact, he
has begun hallucinating about the Naxalites on the banks of the Zuari.
There was some talk about the SIMI also. Perhaps, a hangover from the
days when the Secretariat was in Adilshah's Palace in Panaji.

So what about the Advalpal Sex Scandal? What about the Naxalites?
Well, if you want to know more about the Naxalites of Naxalbari or
Jharkhand or Andhra Pradesh, Google "Naxalite" or "PWG" [for People's
War Group]. If you want to know about the ALLEGED Naxalite Sebastian
Rodrigues [from Siolim-Bardez Goa] and his "naxalite" activity read
today's GT  or tomorrow's newspapers. You can also get a copy of the
newsletter tabloid "RAKHANDDAR" issued on 05 June, 2008, at
Sulcorna-Quepem at the WORLD ENVIRONMENT DAY celebrations. [It is
published by Durgadas Gaokar for Mand-GAKUVED, Dulapi, Tiswadi, Goa.
Phone 0832-2422921, 9923336347.] You can read more about the Mandd at
mandgoa.blogspot.com These Gawda-Kunbi-Velip-Dhangar people have begun
to think. As Seby rightly pointed out at a meeting at the Durga temple
at Dulapi-Corlim to mark Dr. Ram Manohar Lohia's satyagraha in Margao
on 18 June, "Anyone who thinks is a guerilla" [Read more of it in the
GT page 8 today. By this definition of the Peronista regime of
Argentina, Dr. ManoharRai Sardessai was a guerilla up to 22 June,
2006. He thought ..... and taught others to think. Manohar Parrikar
learnt only one stanza of his revolutionary poem "18th June" or
"Otthra Jun":
"Kitle oxe aile, gele
Otthra Jun!.....
Ambea-mullant kuddkuddta
Gavddeacho por ozun.
Bhangarachem Goy amchem
Kitlem pois asa ozun!"

Oh! Brother, do you remember, 18th June? The BJP has its Goa State HQ
but a little away from a road of that name. Thodda hatt-ke!

Dr. Claude Alvares, Arun Madgavkar, Kalidas Sawaikar, Geraldine
Fernandes, Ramesh Gawas, Shyamsundar Naik, Architect Pravin Sabnis,
Architect K.D. Sadhale, Durgadas Gaokar, Rama Lavu Velip, Fr. Mathias
SDB, Adv. John Fernandes, Miguel Braganza, Sebastian Rodrigues, Dument
Peter D'Souza, newspaper correspondents and about 4 CID sleuths in
plain clothes were present in the hall when the first issue of
"Rakhandar" was released. It was a momentous occasion, as one can
understand as one reads the paragraph below.

The Quepem Police, in their Tata Sumo GA-01-G-1196 [which I consider
as the mascot of the agitation against mining and pollution upstream
of the Selaulim dam that gives water for Margao, Verna and Vasco],
were present within the Don Bosco Farm and school ....while about two
hundred Goa Reserve Police and IRB personnel, in full riot gear,
presented us with a guard of honour. I have never seen a better
turnout of Police, and I have even organised tree planting at Goa
University with Margaret Alva as a mere Lady-in-Waiting to the wife of
the visiting socialist President of Portugal, Mario Soares! It is a
day to remember ...and tell my grandchildren someday.

So what about the Advalpal Sex Scandal? Now, don't be an ass: Advalpal
Sex Scandal [ASS] is just an acronym to draw your attention! Manohar
Parrikar is not the only one who knows how to use RED Herrings! ;-)
All he is trying to do is draw attention away from his inexplicable
silence in the Goa Legislative Assembly during the budget session
...when he let a number of bills and amendment bills pass without even
a whimper, let alone a debate on its contents! One of them is the Goa
TCP [Amendment] Act, 2008 which amends Section 16 and 16A to exclude
the Government ...and its servants and agents [not my words, ,they are
in the Bill and Act] .... from conforming to the REgional Plan for
Goa-2021, even before it is prepared. The other is the Goa Land
Development and Building Construction Act, 2008 [See Ordinance No.3 in
the Official Gazette Series I No 48 of 05 March, 2008 for a unique
SECOND Ordinance after an Assembly session in January, 2008, did not
see the bill because Digamber saw RED for his Government's
continuation and used a tempo accident as an excuse to adjourn the
session in a hurry. Not surprisingly, there is no noise form the
Parrikars about that, either]. Manohar Parrikar is treating the people
of Goa like a bunch of ASSES [as SOME of our journos are proving
themselves to be .....  perhaps, for a price]. Read the GT page A8 on
Friday the 13th June, 2008 [also available in Goanet files] if you
want details.

Mog asundi.

Miguel

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