Perhaps the brand name Piss Pop would be appropriate? Reminds me of a Brit colleague in Qatar whose name was Peter Uren. We all called him Peter Piss. Another named Derek Twentymen. He was popularly called Fortyballs.
http://uk.reuters.com/article/lifestyleMolt/idUKTRE51B1N820090212?pageNumber=2&virtualBrandChannel=0&sp=true -- Roland Francis http://roland-torontogoan.blogspot.com +1 (416) 453.3371
