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Laloo Prasad Yadav (Ex Railway Minister) was invited to open a mew bridge in a
village at Patna - Bihar (India). He decided to go over there by a small plane.
Pilot: Laloo-ji? Can I ask you something?
Laloo: Khya baat hai pilot bhay'ya?
Pilot: Have you ever flown by a small plane before?
Laloo: No, I have not. But I have traveled a lot by Railway, because...... Hum
Railway Minister teh (I was railway minister).
Pilot: (Smiled) Well, here is some chewing gum. It will help to keep your ears
from popping.
Their plane landed to their destination.
Pilot: Laloo-ji, did the gum help?
Laloo was just staring the pilot without uttering a single word, so again pilot
asked but loudly:-
Pilot: L...a..l..o..o..-ji, did the gum help?
Laloo: Haam bhayi, it worked fine. The only trouble is I cant get the gum out
of my ears.
Cajetan de Sanvordem
Kuwait.