Francis Rodrigues wrote: > ============ > GOAN ABROAD! > ============ > weekly humor > Episode 1: > "Enter The Pollygon" > She dug vicious talons into my shoulder, as I emerged warily triumphant > onto the bright, bustling New York sidewalk, and into....old Mauvin Bobo! > Perched on the fire-hydrant, Mauvin was a decrepit Goan tramp, who eked > a few coins hilariously conning NY Goans as a financial whiz and gold expert. > By day peddling cardboard stocks, by night he lived out of a cardboard box. > "Got a bird, I see!" quacked Bobo, "I made a killing on the stock market > today!" > "Yeah," roared Cocky, "Killing.....chickens! On the live...stock, market, > heheh!"
Folks, When life is good, it is most excellent!!!! I get a call on a heavenly Saturday evening to hear a jovial voice inform me that I have been lionized. Lionized by the wordsmith, as the fire hydrant, the fire hydrant that is above all fire hydrants, that golden fire hydrant, is in my front yard. Here, a picture can save a thousand words: http://www.flickr.com/photos/45002...@n00/4316594224/sizes/l/ > "I'm collecting for Haiti!" squeaked Mauvin, "C'mon Johnny, gimme a buck!" > "Haiti? More like bobo's....High-Tea!" cried Coco, "You wanna buck?? Bow-wow!" Yep, Goan Catholic ethos demand that fun be made of the suffering in Haiti. > "That shady Shah," I gurgled, "Trained you well! Who am I compared to him??" > "A shadier shah!" screeched the bird uproariously. I collapsed in a heap. > The popat always knows. Just a few days ago I mentioned that after the church announcing there is no purgatory, they may also announce that there is no hell either. Sadly, even that would not get hells monkeys off the backs of some people. When you create your own hell, you languish there. Forever. MervynMalaikaisaswahilisongLobo __________________________________________________________________ Get the name you've always wanted @ymail.com or @rocketmail.com! Go to http://ca.promos.yahoo.com/jacko/
