I WANT.......
 
There was a millionaire (Roldao), who collected live alligators. He kept them 
in the pool in back of his mansion. Roldao also had a beautiful daughter 
(Tracy) who was single.

One day, Roldao decides to throw a huge party, and during the party he 
announces:
 
Roldao: My dear guests, I have a proposition to every man here. I will give one 
million rupees, or my daughter, to the man who can swim across this pool full 
of alligators and emerge unharmed! 
 
As soon as he finished his last word, there was the sound of a large splash in 
the pool. The guy (Lucas) in the pool was swimming with all his might and the 
crowd began to cheer him on. Finally, he made it to the other side of the pool 
unharmed.

Roldao: (impressed) That was incredible! Fantastic! I didn't think it could be 
done! Well, I must keep my word. Do you want my daughter or the one million 
rupees?
 
Lucas catches his breath, then says:
 
Lucas: Listen, I don't want your money! And I don't want your daughter! I want 
the a*s*o*e who pushed me in the pool!
 
Cajetan de Sanvordem
Kuwait.


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