WATCH YOUR......... OPERATOR : Thank you for calling NEW TOWN, PUB N RESTAURANT @ BETALBATIM-GOA. May I have your… CUSTOMER : Hello, can I order.. OPERATOR : Can I have your multi-purpose card number first, Sir? CUSTOMER : Yeah…. It’s 8898******54610 OPERATOR : OK… you’re Mr. Noronha and you’re calling from Navelim. Your home number is 2******! and you are calling from your mob No. 99******** Sir? CUSTOMER : How did you get all my phone numbers? OPERATOR : We are connected to the system Sir. CUSTOMER : May I order some Seafood, like.. Crabs.... OPERATOR : That’s not a good idea Sir. CUSTOMER : How come? OPERATOR : According to your medical records, you have high blood pressure and even higher cholesterol level Sir. CUSTOMER : What?… What do you recommend then? OPERATOR : Try our Low Fat stuffed-pigling. You’ll like it. CUSTOMER : How do you know for sure? OPERATOR : You borrowed a book entitled 'Latest Pork Dishes' from the Margao Municipal Library last week Sir. CUSTOMER : OK I give up… send me two piglings then, how much will that cost? OPERATOR : That should be enough for your family of 7, Sir. The total is Rs:4515/=! CUSTOMER : Can I pay by credit card? OPERATOR : I’m afraid you have to pay us cash, Sir. Your credit card is over the limit and you owe your bank Rs:33,720:55 since December last year. That’s not including the late payment charges on your personnel loan, Sir. CUSTOMER : I guess I have to run to the neighborhood ATM and withdraw some cash before your guy arrives. OPERATOR : You can’t Sir. Based on the records, you have reached your daily limit on machine withdrawal today CUSTOMER : Never mind just send me my order, I’ll have the cash ready. How long is it gone take? OPERATOR : About 55 minutes Sir, but if you can’t wait you can always come and collect it on your scooter… CUSTOMER : What! OPERATOR : According to the details in system, you own an old model and almost out dated LAMBRETA Scooter,…registration number GDA 311*** . Is there anything else Sir? CUSTOMER : Nothing.! .. by the way… you are giving me those 3 free Pepsi bottles as advertised? OPERATOR: We normally would Sir, but based on your records you’re also diabetic……. CUSTOMER : Tuje Ma#$$^%&$@$%^ OPERATOR : Better watch your language Sir. Remember on 15th May 1998 you were convicted of using abusive language on a policeman. Customer Mr. NORONHA Faints! Cajetan de Sanvordem Kuwait.
