Re: [gl-L] Fwd: Jewish Joke ! ( em inglê s )

[leni balthar]

Tá Lamborghini eu tbm sei. Mas........  O que é um mezuzah?  Marco Antonio Figueiredo <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> escreveu:                 A man who has finally made it in business treats himself to a new Lamborghini! After buying it, he feels guilty so he goes to the Orthodox Rabbi and asks for a mezuzah for the Lamborghini.  "You want a mezuzah for what?" the Rabbi asks. "It's a Lamborghini,"  "What's a Lamborghini?" asks the Rabbi. "A sports car." "What? That's blasphemy!" the Rabbi shouts. "You want a mezuzah for a sports car? Go to the conservatives!"  Well, the man is disappointed,
 but goes to the Conservative Rabbi and asks for a mezuzah. "You want a mezuzah for what?" the Rabbi asks. "For my Lamborghini", the man replies.  "What's a Lamborghini?" asks the Rabbi.  "A car, a sports car." "What kind of sports car?" asks the Rabbi. "Italian." "What? That is blasphemy!" the Rabbi shouts. "You want a mezuzah for a Goyishe car? Go to the Reform!"  Again, the man feels guilty and disappointed,! but goes to the Reform Rabbi. "Rabbi," he asks, "I'd like a mezuzah for my Lamborghini." "You have a Lamborghini?" asks the Rabbi.  "You know what it is?" says the man. "Of course! It's a fantastic Italian sports car. What's a mezuzah?"           
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