Hey! I'm not an alien! My convincing evidence:
* I was born three years before "the incident"
* I didn't even know about Perl Golf before TPR(0,2)
* I scored above 200 in TPR(0,4)
* Heck, even `/anick beat me in TPR(0,4)
* I've studied Mars, I didn't like it
(www.astro.wisc.edu/~dolan/Planets)
* I live quite close to you, Dave. Dont make me angry
[hris
Dave Hoover wrote:
> The BoG spawns again...
>
> Since Jerome introduced the idea that the elite Perl Golfers might
> in fact be extra-terrestrials, I have been working to determine which
> of us are not of this world. The formula I have used to expose these
> aliens follows:
>
> if (normalized Y-index < -5 &&
> number of courses played / number of official courses > .5) {
> alien == true
> }
>
> Using a slightly modified version of this formula, it is possible
> to determine those golfers who may be "In Transit" to the Homeworld.
>
>
> if (normalized Y-index < -5 &&
> number of courses played / number of official courses > .25) {
> in_transit == probably
> }
>
> If in your search for the truth you have found any different formulae,
> I would be interested in them.
>
> http://www.redsquirreldesign.com/cgi-bin/fun/mars.pl
>
> Enjoy,
> --Dave
>
> PS: Of those involved in the "incident" in '74, some have been determined
> to be aliens while others appear to be earthling collaborators.
> They will be monitored...
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