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        Chris Dolan <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> writes:
> Hey!  I'm not an alien!  My convincing evidence:
> 
> * I was born three years before "the incident"

Something must have *caused* the incident.
So we can safely posit elders.

> * I didn't even know about Perl Golf before TPR(0,2)

Over sufficient long distances, even an ansible is slow.

> * I scored above 200 in TPR(0,4)

Possibly an attempt to blend into the background...

> * Heck, even `/anick beat me in TPR(0,4)

Might he be an alien ?

> * I've studied Mars, I didn't like it
>   (www.astro.wisc.edu/~dolan/Planets)

Well, Dave's Mars theory is way, way off anyways. 
The distances are frightening.

> * I live quite close to you, Dave.  Dont make me angry
> 
Now *that* is a good sort of argument, your public persona being close

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