nice one read this..........................!
XYZ Office ->
A fire alarm rang at 6 PM when almost all shift employees are in office(approx
5000). As usual entire office was evacuated within 3 mins & every employee
gathered outside office. 10 mins passed...................................5
more mins passed.
Security Officer started Announcement: "Dear Employees - With melting heart I
am making this announcement that for many of you it will be a last evacuation
drill, as we are laying off almost 80% employees. While moving in who-so-ever
ID card won't work are laid off & all their belongings will be couriered to
them tomorrow. We followed this approach as we don't want to fill email box
size with layoff email in thousands & also to avoid any fight inside office.
Hope you have nice career ahead. Please move in & try your luck".
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