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I Certified that Mr. /Miss ________________ _ , working in your
organization, is suffering from 'time-bound'
illness.<http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/doctor-s-medical-certificate.html>




Due to this, he/she will NOT be able to work more than 8 hours a day and 5
days a week.
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Any attempt to stretch beyond this timing will lead to severe health
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The losses to the company due to medical reimbursements will be far more
compared to the gains made by stretching beyond 8
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It is also warned to keep my patient away from any kind of shocking news
such as " Come over weekend..", " Let's work on holiday..", " Leave cannot
be granted. ." 
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Which can directly lead to heart
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In view of the above, it is strongly recommended to adjust your deadlines in
accordance with the convenience of my
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Sd/- 
Dr.<http://funlok.com/index.php/humor/doctor-s-medical-certificate.html>Impatient




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