From: Pervez Hoodbhoy <[email protected]>
Date: 2009/12/17
Subject: Confessions Of A Pakistani Native Orientalist




[Published in Counterpunch in response to an article vilifying me and
others. If you would like to be removed from this list of occasional
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IS THE CHEQUE IN THE MAIL?
The Confessions Of A Pakistani Native Orientalist
by
Pervez Hoodbhoy

Hear ye, Counterpunch readers! The victory of Native Orientalists - the ones
which the late Edward Said had warned us about - is nearly complete in
Pakistan. It has been led by "the minions of Western embassies and
Western-financed NGOs and includes the likes of "Ahmad Rashid, Pervez
Hoodbhoy, Najam Sethi, Khaled Ahmad, Irfan Hussain, Husain Haqqani, and
P.J.Mir". Thus declares Mohammad Shahid Alam, a professor of Pakistani
origin who teaches at Northeastern University in Boston, Massachussetts.
[Counterpunch, 2 Dec 2009]

I ought to be thrilled. Now that I am a certified foreign-funded
agent/orientalist/NGO-operator who "manages US-Zionist interests", a nice
fat cheque must surely be in the mail. Thirty six years of teaching and
social activism at a public university in Pakistan - where salaries are less
than spectacular - means that additions to one's bank balance are always
welcome.

But what did I do to deserve this kindness? My sole interaction with the
good professor was in mid-2008, when we shared the speaker's podium at the
International Islamic University in Islamabad. Sadly, it was not terribly
pleasant.

But then these are not pleasant times. There is carnage in the streets.
Blood flows down the gutters and body parts are strewn in bazaars and
markets. Suicide bombers have also targeted mosques, funerals, and
hospitals. The internet is filled with videos of Pakistan army soldiers
being decapitated, pictures of separated heaps of limbs and heads of
Shiites, and women writhing under the blows of heavy whips and chains.

The Taliban, mostly from the mountains of Waziristan and other tribal areas
of Pakistan, are not particularly shy to broadcast such achievements. For
example, their decapitation movies - culminating in heads being stuck upon
poles and paraded around town - are watched for free by kids. On 15 February
2009, the Tehreek-i-Taliban Pakistan announced a ban on all female education
and, at last count, 362 schools have been blown up in Pakistan's tribal
areas.

Curiously, these very people also happen to be the heroes of Professor Alam.
This self-described "anti-imperialist" and "anti-Zionist" migrant to the
heart of imperialism tends to become breathless in his celebration of the
brave Taliban "resistance fighters". At the meeting I mentioned above, he
received ecstatic approbation from a leader of the Jamaat-e-Islami, Khurshid
Ahmad, who chaired the meeting. This praise is also apparent in what the
professor writes:

"Yet, in one corner of Pakistan, resistance comes from the sons and
daughters of the mountains, yet uncontaminated by western civilisation, firm
in their faith, clear in their conviction, proud of their heritage, and
ready to fight for their dignity. They stood up against the Soviet
marauders: and defeated them. Today, they are standing up again, now against
the American marauders and their allies." [Pakistan's Mercenary Elites, by
M. Shahid Alam, http://aslama.org/Pol/PolOctober92007.html ]

Unless the professor is physically infirm, may I suggest that he head for
the mountains of Waziristan to help the Pakistani Taliban movement? Or give
a helping hand to Al-Qaida, an organization also known for its benevolence?
To be sure, he may miss the free lunches the American taxpayer provides to
him, but surely there must be satisfaction to be had in strapping a madrassa
lad with explosives aimed at a Pakistani bazaar - especially one frequented
by unveiled women and brides-to-be.

Politeness aside, I do take serious personal offence on just one matter in
his outbursts against the opponents of Al-Qaida and the Taliban. This is
when the good professor invokes the name and authority of Edward Said,
author of "Orientalism", in condemning me and my colleagues in Pakistan.

Edward was my mentor and hero, the man who wrote a highly positive blurb
displayed prominently on the backside of my book on Islam and science. He
was also the closest friend of Eqbal Ahmad - my guru and dearest friend.
With Eqbal, many were the pleasant evenings that we spent at Edward's
apartment on Riverside Drive, New York. When Eqbal died, Edward and I were
both lost in grief. When Edward died in 2003, I defended him against a
poisonous article published the next day in the Wall Street Journal by a
notorious Islamophobe, Ibn Warraq.

So cut it out, professor! Edward Said does not belong to the jihadists and
their declared supporters - like you. He and Eqbal loathed their primitivism
and utter ruthlessness, as well as their desecration of Islam. Please do not
press him into your service.

On the contrary, Edward belongs to those of us on the Left who have worked
for the Palestinians and their right to the lands on which they once lived,
who keep fighting for justice and democracy in Pakistan, and who fervently
opposed America's immoral invasion of Iraq in the streets of Islamabad and
elsewhere. Edward was a supreme secular humanist who would have no truck
with fanatics of any faith.

I do not know all the "native orientalists" and "brown sahibs" that the
professor lists. Perhaps he secretly hopes that they shall receive
appropriate attention from jihadist groups. But I do know some of these
"traitors" - and they are among the finest people around. A couple, in their
youth, had fought against the Pakistan Army in the mountains of Baluchistan.
Others have stoutly defended religious minorities and worked to protect
civil rights, democracy, and human values.

Professor Alam: be assured that once the expected cheque arrives, I shall be
happy to send you a one-way ticket from Boston to Peshawar, from where you
will easily find your way to Waziristan with help from your friends there.
It shall be no less than business class, in appreciation of the services you
render to your cause.

----------------
Pervez Hoodbhoy is chairman and professor at the department of physics,
Quaid-e-Azam University, Islamabad.


Peace Is Doable

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