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Back to the future January 15, 2016, 12:04 AM IST Jug Suraiya in Juggle-Bandhi | Edit Page, India | TOI Ancient India had heavier-than-air flying machines and organ transplants Nobel laureate Venkatraman Ramakrishnan’s statement that the Indian Science Congress is a ‘circus’ has stirred up a hornet’s nest. Jugular Vein went to interview the chief hornet, Prof Jaddughar Jantarmantar. Jugular Vein: Do you refute Ramakrishnan’s contention that India lacks a scientific temper? Prof Jaddughar: Lacks scientific temper? What nonsense! E=MC2=*****! See? I made a scientific statement and showed my temper by cussing. If that isn’t scientific temper, I don’t know what is. JV: Do you support the claim that prehistoric India had heavier-than-air flying machines? JJ: Of course I do. In fact only the other day I flew in a prehistoric Indian heavier-than-air flying machine. It’s called Air India. And my favourite TV channel was also invented in prehistoric India and is called Doordarshan. JV:People, including the PM, have said that Ganesha who has an elephant’s lead on a human body proves that ancient India could perform organ transplants. Do you agree? JJ: Since time immemorial India has mastered the ability to transplant animal organs into human bodies. Why, every day you see people who have had a donkey’s brain transplanted into their heads. You being an excellent example of such a transplant. JV: Thank you for calling me an excellent example. But tell me, did vedic India have nuclear weapons? JJ: Vedic nukes? Nah. There was no need for vedic nukes for the simple reason that there was no vedic Pakistan. But ancient India’s greatest gift to modern India science was the invention of time travel. Today, India is the world’s only country capable of travelling back in time and making ssergorp. JV: Ssergorp? What’s that? JJ: Ssergorp is progress going backwards – which is exactly what my brand of science is all about. -- Peace Is Doable -- You received this message because you are subscribed to the Google Groups "Green Youth Movement" group. To unsubscribe from this group and stop receiving emails from it, send an email to [email protected]. To post to this group, send an email to [email protected]. Visit this group at https://groups.google.com/group/greenyouth. For more options, visit https://groups.google.com/d/optout.
