I get these from Bill and some are priceless, such as.. > > Subject: a church story > > > > > > > >>There was a preacher whose wife was expecting a > baby. > > >>So he went to the Congregation and asked for a > raise. > > >> > > >>After much consideration and discussion, they > passed a > > >>rule that when the preacher's family expanded, > so > > >>would his paycheck. > > >> > > >>After 6 children, this started to get expensive > so the > > >>congregation decided to hold a meeting again to > > >>discuss the preacher's pay situation. > > >> > > >>As you can imagine, there was much yelling and > > >>bickering. > > >> > > >>Finally, the preacher got up and spoke to the > crowd. > > >> > > >>"Having children is an act of God!" He said. > > >> > > >>In the back of the room, a little old man stood > up and > > >>in his frail voice said, "Snow and rain are also > acts > > >>of God but when we get too much of it, we wear > > >>rubbers." > > > Willy J. III __________________________________________________ Do You Yahoo!? Get email alerts & NEW webcam video instant messaging with Yahoo! Messenger. http://im.yahoo.com
