hehehe,  never heard of Harleys being called farm tractors...:)

-----Original Message-----
From: Doug Long [mailto:[EMAIL PROTECTED]]
Sent: Sunday, January 26, 2003 4:27 PM
To: [EMAIL PROTECTED]
Subject: Re: New UK FLUFF [was Re: UK 2003 GTS meet]


Ahh the vagaries of the ENGLISH language.  They do say it is the hardest
language in the world to learn.  Whoever they may be.

In response to your question, a 'tied house' was one that was owned by your
employer, so you could live in it for as long as you worked for him.  As
soon as you left or were sacked, you were out on your ear.

Unless of course you are referring to a 'Public House' (hence pub) which
is 'tied' to a particular brewery and could only sell that brewerys
products, as opposed to a 'free house' which means they can sell any
beverages they wish, (no it doesn't mean the beer is free, damn).

In the interset of globalisation and transatlantic harmony I thought I'd
throw in a few more spanners (for spanner see below).  The first word is
the English English version, the second the American English version.

ALUMINIUM = ALUMINUM, BONNET = HOOD, BOOT = TRUNK, BRAIN BUCKET = HELMET,
BUMPER (ON A CAR) = FENDER, CHIPS = FRENCH FRIES (what's it got to do with
the frogs?), PETROL = GAS, FROG = FRENCHMAN, GEAR LEVER = GEAR SHIFT,
MUDGUARD (ON A BIKE) = FENDER, PANNIERS = SADDLEBAGS (hard), PETROL = GAS,
SILENCER = MUFFLER, SKID LID = HELMET, SPANNER = WRENCH, THROWOVERS =
SADDLEBAGS (soft), TYRE = TIRE, WINDSCREEN = WINDSHEILD, MASSEY FERGUSON =
HARLEY DAVIDSON (Sorry! Couldn't resist that one).

Ta Ta old beans, off for a spot of tiffin and crumpets dont you know.

:-)  Doug L

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