OK, continuing with the banjo jokes converted to hurdy gurdy: What's the difference between a hurdy gurdy and an onion? Nobody cries when you saw a hurdy gurdy in half.
Definition of perfect pitch:? Tossing a hurdy gurdy into a dumpster without it touching the sides. What do you throw a drowning hurdy gurdy player? His hurdy gurdy. Those three came from a concert by Ralph McTell, when he was tuning his banjo for playing. And finally: What's a sentence you'll never hear? Oh, my car's next to the hurdy gurdy player's Porsche. Those are the banjo jokes I've heard, which I've just now converted to HG jokes. Enjoy and use. Thanks a lot. Matthew
