OK, continuing with the banjo jokes converted to hurdy gurdy:
What is the difference between an accordion and a hurdy-gurdy?
A1: Who cares?
A2: The hurdy-gurdy burns faster, but the accordion burns longer.
How do you get a hurdy-gurdy player off your porch?
Pay him/her for the pizza.
OK, so the gamba player comes into the recording studio and finds the
cittern player and the hurdy-gurdy player fighting. With some difficulty,
the gamba player separates them, and asks what has caused the fight. The
hurdy-gurdy player responds, "That d**ned cittern player tuned one of my
strings and she won't tell me which one!"
GJR
