Every man should get married some time; After all, happiness is not the only thing in life!! --Anonymous ------------------------------------------------------------ Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others. --Oscar Wild -------------------------------------------------------------- I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. --Sam Kinison ------------------------------------------------------------- A psychiatrist is a person who will give you expensive answers that your wife will give you for free. --Anonymous -------------------------------------------------------------- Men have a better time than women; for one thing, they marry later; for another thing, they die earlier. --H. L. Mencken -------------------------------------------------------------- "A man without a woman is like a fish without a bicycle." - U2 -------------------------------------------------------------- When a newly married couple smiles, everyone knows why. When a ten-year married couple smiles, everyone wonders why. -------------------------------------------------------------- Love is blind but marriage is an eye-opener. -------------------------------------------------------------- When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife. -------------------------------------------------------------- I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back. -------------------------------------------------------------- I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?" She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen?" -------------------------------------------------------------- We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops. -------------------------------------------------------------- She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the garbage?" Following her down the street I yelled, "No, jump in!" -------------------------------------------------------------- Bad Teddy recently explained to me why he refuses to ever get married. He says "the wedding rings look too much like miniature handcuffs....." -------------------------------------------------------------- If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first? The Dog of course...at least he'll shut up after you let him in! ************************************************************* Marriage is the number one cause of divorce. It's TRUE! Statistically 100% of all divorces started with marriage! ---------------------------------------------------------------- I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always. -------------------------------------------------------------- I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months. I don't like to interrupt her. -------------------------------------------------------------- The last fight was my fault. My wife asked, "What's on the TV?"...I said,"Dust!" -------------------------------------------------------------- In the beginning, God created earth and rested. Then God created man and rested. Then God created woman. Since then, neither God nor man has rested. ------------------------------------------------------------ A beggar walked up to a well dressed woman shopping on Rodeo Drive and said "I haven't eaten anything in four days." She looked at him and said, "God, I wish I Had your willpower." -------------------------------------------------------------- Do you know the punishment for bigamy? Two mothers-in-law. -------------------------------------------------------------- A man inserted an 'ad' in the classified: "Wife wanted". The next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine." -------------------------------------------------------------- The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. -------------------------------------------------------------- First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!" Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive." -------------------------------------------------------------- How do most men define marriage? An expensive way to get laundry done for free. ------------------------------------------------------------- Just think, if it weren't for marriage, men would go through thinking they had no faults at all. -------------------------------------------------------------- If you want your wife to listen and pay undivided attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. -------------------------------------------------------------- Then there was a man who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; and then it was too late." -------------------------------------------------------------- Little Johnny asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" His father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying." ------------------------ Yahoo! Groups Sponsor --------------------~--> What would our lives be like without music, dance, and theater? 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