-- [ Picked text/plain from multipart/alternative ] Supposed to be funny ?
zzzZZZzzz On 10/15/07, Chris Barnett <[EMAIL PROTECTED]> wrote: > > This is a multipart message in MIME format. > -- > [ Picked text/plain from multipart/alternative ] > Hello, > > > > Let's run a book on which servers Valve will randomly filter out next, > without even so much as the decency to tell us. > > > > 1) Australian servers. Let's face it, it's those pesky Australians > who > are so far up Valves sweet asses it must be embarrassing for Valve. Those > Australians need to be taught a lesson to counter balance all of that > Pacific rimming that's going on. > > 2) Servers that have an unusually high number of players with 8 > digits. > Come on let's face it. The 8 digit crew are all noobs, snotty nosed > teenagers and haxors. > > 3) Servers outside the Western United States that have an unusually > high number of players with 6 digits. If a server attracts the old and > wise, > they're community is going to be too smug. > > 4) Servers running FF. > > 5) Servers that sends the player into a different world where there > is > 1000's of custom skins and the admins have been sad enough to invest 500 > odd > man hours into creating a work of art, not to mention the modding > communities whose total output dwarfs anything that has come out of Valve. > > 6) Servers that attract the top players. C'mon something has to be > wrong, they're all hacking. > > 7) Servers that attract too many noobs. No scrub that, they're all in > Washington State. > > 8) Servers that are running that new plugin, which lies about the > total > number of available slots.there's 32 slots but 24 are advertised!!! > > 9) Servers with unsuitable chat language for minors. > > 10) Servers with 2 slots, passworded, that say "Valve doesn't listen to > server admins" as their server name. > > > > > > > > Right. That's my list. Odds anyone? > > > > > > > > -- > > > _______________________________________________ > To unsubscribe, edit your list preferences, or view the list archives, > please visit: > http://list.valvesoftware.com/mailman/listinfo/hlds > -- ... black holes are where god divided by zero. -- _______________________________________________ To unsubscribe, edit your list preferences, or view the list archives, please visit: http://list.valvesoftware.com/mailman/listinfo/hlds
