Anyone see this?

http://www.teamfortress.com/

*Honestly.*
>
> Please, do take a cursory glance at the missive directly below this one.
> Take care to notice its author, and the dismally recent date of its posting.
>
> Now imagine how profound my disappointment, to be called back again so soon
> to adminster justice to the melon-headed few of you who persist in
> fraudulence. I'd just sat down with the two things I enjoy most in life —
> the most recent issue of *Punishment Monthly* and a carton of cigarettes —
> when the alarm sounded. I feel like a dog owner who's rubbed her pet's nose
> in a mess on the carpet, only to turn around and discover it setting fire to
> the drapes.
>
> This time it seems a number of you used an external application to unlock
> all of your achievements in order to get items unfairly. Coming as a
> surprise to no one with the ability to retain memories of the recent past, I
> have taken these items from the perpetrators for one week.
>
> Can I trust that this episode has finally taught you a lesson? I should
> live so long. Having watched how the sorry lot of you comport yourselves on
> the battlefield and in the forums, I would consider it a small miracle to
> trust one of you enough to lick stamps without asphyxiating.
>
> My magazine awaits.
>
> *The Administrator*
>

[FLASH] MjrNuT
Arise from Flames and Ash, Behold Immortality

www.flamesandash.com
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