Darn...I was hoping for another month. They don't deserve their items. :)

On Wed, Feb 25, 2009 at 6:16 PM, Major NuT <[email protected]> wrote:

> Anyone see this?
>
> http://www.teamfortress.com/
>
> *Honestly.*
> >
> > Please, do take a cursory glance at the missive directly below this one.
> > Take care to notice its author, and the dismally recent date of its
> posting.
> >
> > Now imagine how profound my disappointment, to be called back again so
> soon
> > to adminster justice to the melon-headed few of you who persist in
> > fraudulence. I'd just sat down with the two things I enjoy most in life —
> > the most recent issue of *Punishment Monthly* and a carton of cigarettes
> —
> > when the alarm sounded. I feel like a dog owner who's rubbed her pet's
> nose
> > in a mess on the carpet, only to turn around and discover it setting fire
> to
> > the drapes.
> >
> > This time it seems a number of you used an external application to unlock
> > all of your achievements in order to get items unfairly. Coming as a
> > surprise to no one with the ability to retain memories of the recent
> past, I
> > have taken these items from the perpetrators for one week.
> >
> > Can I trust that this episode has finally taught you a lesson? I should
> > live so long. Having watched how the sorry lot of you comport yourselves
> on
> > the battlefield and in the forums, I would consider it a small miracle to
> > trust one of you enough to lick stamps without asphyxiating.
> >
> > My magazine awaits.
> >
> > *The Administrator*
> >
>
> [FLASH] MjrNuT
> Arise from Flames and Ash, Behold Immortality
>
> www.flamesandash.com
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