2 Lovers  <http://smsguru.in/> plan to suicide. 

Boy jumped first, Girl closed her eyes & return back saying love is blind.

Boy in air opened his parachute saying love never dies.


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 <http://smsguru.in/> A gorgeous girl walks up 2 a  a professor's cabin and
says I  will do anything 2 pass in the exam.
Professor: anything ! ?

Girl: ya
Prof: open your books and study.


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 <http://smsguru.in/> May God increase ur happiness like prices of petrol,

And decrease sorrows like clothes of Bipasha Basu


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 <http://smsguru.in/> Teacher: (1)There is a frog, (2)Ship is sinking,
(3)potatoes cost Rs 3/kg. Then, what is my age?
STUDENT: 32 yrs.

Teacher: How do you know?
STUDENT: Well, my sister is 16 yrs old and she is half mad.

 


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