On Thu, Apr 4, 2019 at 8:08 PM Mike Ray <[email protected]> wrote:

> I think this is all a cover up...
>
> What I think has *really* happened is, Dave has sold Hollywood the movie
> rights to 'Bash Tips' for an eight figure sum and he has walked away
> with a huge bung in his sky rocket (pocket).  I hear it on the grape
> vine that Keanu Reeves is in the frame for the leading role.

Keanu showing us more of his sweet green-screen moves? Shut up and
take my money!

"With bash 4.0 you can use the coproc keyword to run a subprocess and
have access to both its stdin and its stdout, without any use of named
fifos, socat or tcl!"
"Whoa."

*training montage where he becomes more and more hunched over, his
fingers moving at ever incredibler speed*
*the keyboard clicking comes together on a cacophonic climax followed
by sudden silence*
*beat*

"I know bash."

OUT NOW IN THEATERS IN NERDY DISTRICTS

-- 
   /c

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