PM : Where is Anna ?

HM : I don't know , please ask the Delhi police.

PM ( to FM ) : This guy cant even spot  10,000 ton ship a drifting for
a week . What do you suggest we do now ?

FM : I beel  make an announcement that beel lift the stock-market bun
thoosand points today and beel dibert the attention frome Anna.

FM to RG :  Stupid fool , next you will announce a 100 crore  scheme
for dabba-walas supporting him. What is your suggestion young man ?

RG : I too will follow Parnab Da's diversion strategy  the best option
we have , will go to meet some farmer some where & get a few seconds
of media time off Anna for you , hope they don't use it for
commercials . I have already sent the SGP to get me a few cartons of
diet coke can be away for 15 days .

FM to Sibbal :  Very smart. How about you , do you have any legal ,
illegal angle here ?

Sibbal : Anna having no food is perfectly normal  & nothing to worry
about . Like 3G loss , the Congress will not suffer any loss if he
does not eat for a few days .  If you look at it legally  Ann-Na means
" No Food". Had his name  been Ann-Han then it would be
unconstitutional & we would have to send a cabinet proposal to the
parliamentary standing committee and then pass a bill  asking him to
change his name to may be Anna , which is the current situation , I
just need to call a press conference & explain it  . I think Sushma ji
will be with us on this . This civil society can not dicate us , we
decide whether it has to be Anna or Annhan.

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