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The group of women concluded that computers should be referred to
in the
masculine gender because:
1. In order to get their attention,
you have to turn them on.
2. They have a lot of data but are still
clueless.
3. They are supposed to help you solve your problems,
but
half the time they ARE the problem.
4. As soon as you
commit to one, you realize that, if you
had waited a little
longer, you might have had a better
model.
The men, on
the other hand, decided that computers should definitely be
referred to in
the feminine gender because:
1. No one but their creator understands
their internal logic.
2. The native language they use to communicate with
other
computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
3.
Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term
memory for
later retrieval.
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you
find
yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for
it.
THE END
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