I'm still looking for the relevence to mainframes. Must have missed it. ------Original Message------ From: Jim Chappell Sender: IBM Mainframe Discussion List To: IBM Mainframe Discussion List ReplyTo: IBM Mainframe Discussion List Sent: Jun 24, 2009 13:50 Subject: IBMLink news
>From the IBM LINK NEWS PAGER iamcreatingnewsfortestingmisalignmentofnewspagesiflenghthywordisgiven 24 June 2009 DULLES, VA—In the largest merger of imaginary assets in corporate history, Internet giant America Online last week acquired media megacorp Time-Warner for an unprecedented $161 billion in pretend money Thursday. "This merger will revolutionize the way invisible amounts of non-existent cash are transferred," said Steve Case of AOL, a company whose actual revenues are a tiny fraction of its make-believe valuation. In an effort to keep pace with AOL, web site blairwitchproject.com is expected to acquire General Motors by the end of the week. Daimler Trucks North America LLC James (Jim) Chappell 503 745-7841(desk) 503 349-5603(cell) work e-mail: [email protected] home e-mail: [email protected] If you are not the intended addressee, please inform us immediately that you have received this e-mail in error, and delete it. We thank you for your cooperation. - Too busy driving to stop for gas! ---------------------------------------------------------------------- For IBM-MAIN subscribe / signoff / archive access instructions, send email to [email protected] with the message: GET IBM-MAIN INFO Search the archives at http://bama.ua.edu/archives/ibm-main.html
