My favorite: Customer: That trick you showed me? It didn't work. Me: What ~did~ it do? Customer: Nothing. Me: Oh, come on, it did something. You got an error message, right? What did it say? Customer: Oh, it said some damn thing.
This was a regular customer; we'd had this conversation before, and he was laughing at himself as he said it. But he still said it. --- Bob Bridges, [email protected], cell 336 382-7313 /* Experience keeps a dear school, but a fool will learn in no other. -Ben Franklin */ -----Original Message----- From: IBM Mainframe Discussion List <[email protected]> On Behalf Of Charles Mills Sent: Thursday, April 29, 2021 14:20 Customer: it blew up. Us: what was the error message? Customer: I don't know, something about an error occurred. Us: Please send us the listing. Customer: Oh, we already purged the output. When are you going to have a fix for us? ---------------------------------------------------------------------- For IBM-MAIN subscribe / signoff / archive access instructions, send email to [email protected] with the message: INFO IBM-MAIN
