Well, now that this thread has devolved into war stories (often the best part of a day's digest):
A friend working helpdesk once hacked an end-user's PROFILE EXEC on CMS so that every OTHER time he logged on, it would do something odd, forget what. User made SEVERAL trips between her* office and the helpdesk office before he finally let her in on the joke. (Several things in that story that couldn't happen today: having a help desk, having it local, end-users on CMS, etc.) *Prankster wasn't sexist-I believe both were men. I chose genders to make it clear which person was which. ---------------------------------------------------------------------- For IBM-MAIN subscribe / signoff / archive access instructions, send email to lists...@listserv.ua.edu with the message: INFO IBM-MAIN