"Perhaps today would be a good day to die. I say we SHIP IT!" [Klingon developer]
----- Original Message ----- From: "Scott Ford" <[email protected]> To: [email protected] Sent: Thursday, June 12, 2014 9:57:00 AM Subject: Re: Humor: Translating what programmers say to what they mean Then theres ‘production testing’..if it works it production if not its a test Scott From: Elardus Engelbrecht Sent: Wednesday, June 11, 2014 9:14 AM To: IBM Mainframe Discussion List John McKown wrote: >http://www.itworld.com/open-source/422448/what-programmers-say-and-what-they-really-mean > >Fairly funny, and true. Examples: Hehe. Good one! Thanks for providing this on a Wednesday instead of on Friday! >"It's broken" == "Your code has bugs" All my programs are NOT 'broken' and always 'bug free'. Well, I hope/think/guess so. "Bug" == "Absence of a feature I like" AAAARRRGGGHHH!!! I must SCREAM! Because I have been 'trained' over the years that "Bug" == "Undocumented Feature!" <grin> Groete / Greetings Elardus Engelbrecht ---------------------------------------------------------------------- For IBM-MAIN subscribe / signoff / archive access instructions, send email to [email protected] with the message: INFO IBM-MAIN ---------------------------------------------------------------------- For IBM-MAIN subscribe / signoff / archive access instructions, send email to [email protected] with the message: INFO IBM-MAIN ---------------------------------------------------------------------- For IBM-MAIN subscribe / signoff / archive access instructions, send email to [email protected] with the message: INFO IBM-MAIN
