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> On Jun 12, 2014, at 1:20 PM, DASDBILL2 <[email protected]> wrote: > > "Perhaps today would be a good day to die. I say we SHIP IT!" [Klingon > developer] > > ----- Original Message ----- > > From: "Scott Ford" <[email protected]> > To: [email protected] > Sent: Thursday, June 12, 2014 9:57:00 AM > Subject: Re: Humor: Translating what programmers say to what they mean > > Then theres ‘production testing’..if it works it production if not its a test > > > > > > > Scott > > > > > > From: Elardus Engelbrecht > Sent: Wednesday, June 11, 2014 9:14 AM > To: IBM Mainframe Discussion List > > > > > > John McKown wrote: > >> http://www.itworld.com/open-source/422448/what-programmers-say-and-what-they-really-mean >> >> Fairly funny, and true. Examples: > > Hehe. Good one! Thanks for providing this on a Wednesday instead of on > Friday! > > >> "It's broken" == "Your code has bugs" > > All my programs are NOT 'broken' and always 'bug free'. Well, I > hope/think/guess so. > > > "Bug" == "Absence of a feature I like" > > AAAARRRGGGHHH!!! I must SCREAM! > > Because I have been 'trained' over the years that "Bug" == "Undocumented > Feature!" > > <grin> > > Groete / Greetings > Elardus Engelbrecht > > ---------------------------------------------------------------------- > For IBM-MAIN subscribe / signoff / archive access instructions, > send email to [email protected] with the message: INFO IBM-MAIN > > ---------------------------------------------------------------------- > For IBM-MAIN subscribe / signoff / archive access instructions, > send email to [email protected] with the message: INFO IBM-MAIN > > > ---------------------------------------------------------------------- > For IBM-MAIN subscribe / signoff / archive access instructions, > send email to [email protected] with the message: INFO IBM-MAIN ---------------------------------------------------------------------- For IBM-MAIN subscribe / signoff / archive access instructions, send email to [email protected] with the message: INFO IBM-MAIN
