W dniu 07.04.2020 o 05:52, Jack J. Woehr pisze:
On 4/6/20 7:29 PM, Seymour J Metz wrote:
It's certain that Puss is dead in one of two orthogonal projections;
the instructor is in a superposition of murder and attempted murder.
Is it?
Heisenberg and Schrödinger get pulled over for speeding.
The cop asks Heisenberg "Do you know how fast you were going?"
Heisenberg replies, "No, but we know exactly where we are!"
The officer looks at him confused and says "you were going 108 miles
per hour!"
Heisenberg throws his arms up and cries, "Great! Now we're lost!"
The officer looks over the car and asks Schrödinger if the two men
have anything in the trunk.
"A cat," Schrödinger replies.
The cop opens the trunk and yells "Hey! This cat is dead."
Schrödinger angrily replies, "Well he is now."
You forgot about third person in a car: Ohm.
Officer say "you're arrested", but Ohm resists.
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