1.  I was kinda tickled to see a coonass jockey win
2.  I wish the queen would smile.  She should hire me as her press
agent.  I could make her wildly popular if she would listen to me:

a.  Geez, here she is the tacky hat poster child and she attends the
world grand champion tacky hat event and what does she do?  She wears
her plain ol every day non-descript flower pot hat and to dress it up
she wraps a tacky bright orange scarf around it!  thats all!  nOT ONE
FREAKIN FEATHER!
b.  Princess Diana would have NEVER let us down at the Kentucky Derby.
 She would have walked out in a designer gown and matching spectator
shoes and a hat with a humungous brim and glorious swarms and mounds
of wafting ostrich plumes.
c.  oh come on Elizabeth, what would it hurt to smile and place a bet?
 It wasnt a funeral!
d.  All those Americans gushing on camera that they wanted to meet the
queen and she scurries in and out like a cockroach stealing sandwich
crumbs.  She could've did at least one of her backward hand waggle
waves.  Has she had a lobotomy lately???

janice
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yipie tie yie yo

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