i went to the dentist friday.  My tooth was cracked and abscessed and
I have a "bone infection" so it couldnt be saved, had to be pulled.
now I gotta have a 3000 bridge.  but i get interest free payments!  oh
joy oh boy!  So pulling the tooth with a "bone infection" made it
like, oh my gosh, my whole face just has this savage tearing throbbing
pain and I have to take Lortab every four hours or even my eyeball
feels like its gonna pop out.  add to that busted pipes and freezing,
the water in the troughs had ice in them all day yesterday even tho it
felt like it got up to fifty degrees.  I am on this evil furious bad
mood trip where my husband being as sweet as can be will look at me nd
say "want another fudge cycle?  A blanket? Pudding?"  and my eyeballs
whirl and my head spins like the exorcist and this disembodied ancient
spirit speaks thru my mouth and roars "My chicken house gate has been
broken four months!  Arrrrrrrrrrrrrr!  snarl, bark bark."  and he
scurries out.

Now get this, i wont let him take any horse we have to the field
trials next weekend, none of them are in good enough shape for that.
He told people we cant go our horses arent in shape.  Now he is on his
way to a town fifty miles from here to pick up two fire breathing
monster walking horses for us to ride at the field trials next
weekend.  whattt?!?!  I flipped out.  All these frikken horses being
fed and pampered here, and he has to borrow horses?  Why?  Because he
won'tr ride Fox enough to get him in shape!  I am insanely furious,
arrrrrrr grrrrr  bark bark!  and I aint going!  if my horses arent in
enough shape to field trial, I aint either!  I think Tivar is in
shape, and stonewall.  Stonewall turns into a wild heathen if he even
hears a field trial is happening nearby and Tivar is too laid back and
doesnt speed rack over rotten logs and thru ponds and up and down
muddy hills, Jaspar will at a canter, but is too thin and hasnt been
ridden in a few months.  He is up to 974 pounds tho!!  only 100 more
pounds and I can ride him!  If you look at certain angles his ribs
dont show.  I am so pleased about that.

The horses can tell I am on drugs.  It makes Jaspar leery of me, makes
Tivar perplexed, and makes Nasi so curious he can't keep away, always
wanting to smell my breath and look in my eye with Tivar jumping him
like "leave her alone!  You can't see she's gonna start growling and
barking like a dog any minute?!?!?

Just thought you guys would like to see whats going on in my world,
like in the Doors song "my brain is squirming like a toad...."  happy
weekend, and the weather is nice today!  I hope you californians are
ok!
Janice

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yipie tie yie yo

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