> > Absolutely!! As a matter of fact, I was going to call > a lawyer about suing The Eagles for my hearing loss.
And I'm going to sue McDonalds because I'm fat. . . Oh wait, that's been done. . . If only my mother was still alive, I could sue her because I was a 9 lb. 3 oz. baby and if she hadn't pigged out for nine months, I wouldn't have started out with all those fat cells right off the bat. . . . I mean, there's gotta be SOMEBODY ELSE we can blame for our own problems, right? : ) -- Renee M. in Michigan
